Day 4 – Astoria to Tillamook
Good morning! First things first. Breakfast. “Ask ChatGPT. What’s the best breakfast burrito in Astoria, Oregon that is currently open?” Turns out ChatGPT is a life changer on a road trip. It was at this point I discovered I could be in the absolute middle of nowhere and ask ChatGPT what sights there are to see and it came up with the best things. I asked it so many things on the trip. “What are the best beaches to watch the sunset near Fortuna, CA?” Boom, three beaches listed and why one might be better than the others.” I won’t bore y’all with listing everything I asked it in a month’s time period but I got to see Guy Fieri’s hometown because of it.
Where was I? Oh yes, breakfast burrito at Taqueria Los Compas. Well yes, it couldn’t have been better, thanks ChatGPT! As I was sitting at the table eating I spotted a Quonset hut behind the food truck and noticed a sign that said visitors welcome. What the what? Are they building a train down there?! Well not exactly they were refurbishing one from the ground up. I walked right down there and blurted out “Your sign says visitors welcome can I have a poke around!?” Sure! Come on in the old prospector train engineer looking dude told me. Man, I got more than I could have ever expected. He told me absolutely EVERYTHING about this train. At one point I was thinking whoa dude I’ve got to kinda hit the road… But he was too kind and it was all so awesome. Really nice guys and I asked what the end goal is for the train and he smiled and said, “…for it go down track making chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga noises”. Haha! My man, I dropped $20 in the tip jar and thanked him for his time and generosity. Train people are into it.
Next up, the Goonies house which I didn’t get to yesterday. They really embrace the whole Goonies thing in Astoria. I think most have just come to welcome it now. I don’t think that was true in the past and the current owner of the house has made the interior up to match the film. He was a fan and bought the house. I liked all the neighborhood signs saying don’t block our driveways and things but they’re all in the spirit of the film. After visiting the house I went back down to the Courthouse Film Commision and found a woman painting a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mural. So I pulled over and said hey! Then she said hey back! She invited me into the fenced area and we talked about what she was doing. She used to be a set painter on films but lives in Astoria now and does murals. Her husband does too and he was painting the Goonies one but wasn’t there at the moment. So cool. My photo of her and her mural got had by my broken camera so a little sad about that. Inside the courthouse I picked up a few momentos and of course a Baby Ruth.
I headed back to the downtown core and found a little sailing club and popped my head in. First through the building though was a workshop like space. Maybe a community centre. I found a woman in there making a cover for a stool and she quite happily told me what they do in there and I was thinking man I’d be in here every weekend. Cool space. Lots of clamps. Ya have to love clamps.
Outside the doors was why I stopped. They had a little pond for radio controlled boats. Not the fast ones mind you just the little bobbing boats for relaxing. Hung out for a bit watching and it was quite relaxing. But I’m a ramblin’ guy and have to hit the road…
I fueled up and on the way out of town I stopped at KFC to get a drink. My goal is to drink as much Iced Tea as possible in the States as Iced Tea is not a thing in Canada, Ugh, stupid Canada. Whyyyy? Much to my delight when I went inside I said what’s your largest Iced Tea and she showed me a half gallon container of Iced Tea! Whaaaaa? God, KFC you get me. Give me that thing!! What a treat. And a large cup of ice. The spoils of America. Next up Ecola State Park. Home of more scenes from The Goonies but also the final scene from Point Break. So yep, I’ve stood on the beach where Bohdi and Johnny Utah fight and say their goodbyes. Vaya con Dios.
After purchasing the Chester Copperpot Key from the Oregon Film Commission I was able to line up the rock formations near haystack rock just like the movie. Then I made my way down to Cannon Beach and Haystack Rock. Nice beach to walk along but not much else there. Very touristy little town and bit like Laguna but shit. Saw a carved puffin then left.
Then, THEN! Roadside attraction alert! Is that a giant corndog on top of a small roadside eatery? Why yes it is. Not only that but that right there is the birthplace of the corn dog! Originally known as the Pronto Pup! Who knew?! Look it up! Oregon, you surprise yet again. They even had a small children’s ride out front. I indulged and I can say it was mighty goood. So sorry Original Hot Dog on a Stick in Santa Monica this OG wipes the floor with you, but Disneyland Corn Dog Cart? You’re still king.
I got to Tillamook too late to tour the cheese factory so I’ll do that first thing in the morning. The hotel is probably the nicest I’ll stay in and the room is actually huge. They have an aquarium room for some reason with axolotls and the 4 were named after characters from How to Train your Dragon. I included Toothless in the photo gallery. Then I did my obligatory late night shop at the local grocery which happened to be a Walmart Superstore. Found some film just in the nick of time because I was running out today. (Future me says, “Great, $50 of film to put in MY BROKEN CAMERA!!! dammit”) Annoying thought of the evening is that I’m still not really any further south than Portland at the moment. After all that driving I’ll be trying to dream of cheese tonight.






































































































